Minor Holidays within Santanalia Season

Black Friday
This day is the feast day of Economicus, celebrated by masses of people BUY BUY BUY.

Day of the New Direction (Dill-Day)
This is the first functional day after the New Year. This is preceded by meditation on the Previous Year (new name?). We may notice trends in attempts and failures, emerging concerns, loose ends to solve. Then we may assess potential goals and make plans to court their development. This mental exercise necessarily occurs in the latter days of the Previous Year.
Dill is the herb of the Page of Swords, according to the herbal tarot. The Sword is the suit of mental function and currently/regionally phallic in its symbolism. The phallus may be embraced in the spirit of celebration for its qualities of Active Intent. The page is the youngest of the Hierarchical cards and stands at the fore of all cyclic states. The page is prepubescent, in a graced, genderless state.
Women and men alike are encouraged to initiate the day with a Dildo or Nude Erection, at one’s discretion.

Certainalia
This is an unspecified date in the shopping season of the previous year, in which an individual turns acquisitive efforts towards one’s own needs.

Slothanalia
This set of days occurs at the close of Xmas celebrations. During this time, there is absence of the attempt to produce.

Genitalia
This is December 24th, commemorating the day Santa was conceived.

Solstice
As the darkest stage in the entire year, an unsettling quality is likely to beset. Let this be the culmination of the past year’s miseries, weaknesses, accidents, faults, and pangs as they come to you. This is often experienced as a difficult time when impeded by the popular tradition of Last-Minute Shopping, which tends to intensify anxieties as we consider and procure the proper token to express our relationships with various people.
This stretch naturally comes to a close on December 25th.